I Deny All Culpability

I found this in my junk box. A year ago around this time I was pulled over en route to the Bat Farm by a local law enforcement officer. He claimed I threw a cigarette out the window. When I tried to explain to him that I don’t smoke and that all the car windows at the time were locked up because of a bad fuse he refused to listen.

None the less he still got me on another infraction, legally I might add. Poor me? No, not really, Poor him.